Pophograt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, boastful meerkat.

Pophograt created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Pophograt, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pophograt, he will turn you into a worm.

Pophograt's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Pophograt's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never run near capybaras.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Pophograt in the centre of the settlement.