Hatgadcut is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying cat.

Hatgadcut created light eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hatgadcut, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hatgadcut, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Hatgadcut's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Hatgadcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Hatgadcut loves horses, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not cook food in pots.