Bussomcub is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, humorless centaur.

Bussomcub created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Bussomcub, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bussomcub, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bussomcub's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bussomcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to bats while wearing black shorts.

2. Never talk about turtles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bussomcub.