Nilbesscib is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, bad-tempered camel.

Nilbesscib created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Nilbesscib, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nilbesscib, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Nilbesscib's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Nilbesscib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill great tits.

2. Always treat mice with great respect.

3. Never hurt swans.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about snakes.