Dabbagbogrigfagcanbed is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, blissful clam.

Dabbagbogrigfagcanbed created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Dabbagbogrigfagcanbed, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dabbagbogrigfagcanbed, it will turn you into a plant.

Dabbagbogrigfagcanbed's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dabbagbogrigfagcanbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

2. Always obey Dabbagbogrigfagcanbed's priests.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.