Quatwapbug is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, temperamental jackal.

Quatwapbug created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quatwapbug, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Quatwapbug, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Quatwapbug's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Quatwapbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ants.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

3. Feed all hungry bats.

4. Never feed lots of gooseberries to doves while wearing red ear rings.

5. Fast once a month.