Citbestlit is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, flying wyrm.

Citbestlit created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citbestlit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Citbestlit, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Citbestlit's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Citbestlit's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about quantum gravity.