Zodcadfud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, able ant.

Zodcadfud created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zodcadfud, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zodcadfud, she will destroy your home planet.

Zodcadfud's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Zodcadfud's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Zodcadfud must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.