Nabflabmig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, fussy hummingbird.

Nabflabmig created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabflabmig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nabflabmig, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nabflabmig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Nabflabmig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. You must pray to Nabflabmig five times a day.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never paint your chest pink.