Farnsugfad is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, proud walrus.

Farnsugfad created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnsugfad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Farnsugfad, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Farnsugfad's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Farnsugfad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.