Vagnullap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying elephant.

Vagnullap created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagnullap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vagnullap, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vagnullap's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Vagnullap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never feed lemons to aardvarks while wearing black shorts.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.