Bellingbumbissfargeptikfig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, proud rhinoceros.

Bellingbumbissfargeptikfig created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellingbumbissfargeptikfig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bellingbumbissfargeptikfig, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bellingbumbissfargeptikfig's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Bellingbumbissfargeptikfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about optics.