Cetvenbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a large, dishonest fly.

Cetvenbiss created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetvenbiss, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cetvenbiss, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Cetvenbiss' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Cetvenbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help sick moths.

4. Do not hurt snakes.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.