Stangodtal is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient goat.

Stangodtal created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stangodtal, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stangodtal, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stangodtal's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Stangodtal's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect eight silver sculptures of Stangodtal on top of important buildings.