Dutjipnut is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic coyote.

Dutjipnut created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Dutjipnut, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dutjipnut, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Dutjipnut's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Dutjipnut's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dutjipnut.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dutjipnut.

5. Never feed oranges to geese while wearing corsets.