Gatquagnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, boastful fish.

Gatquagnarl created humankind nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatquagnarl, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gatquagnarl, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Gatquagnarl's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gatquagnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in red.