Bafcimsat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, uncaring swallow.

Bafcimsat created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafcimsat, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bafcimsat, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bafcimsat's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bafcimsat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat turnips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always help ducks in need.

5. Do not covet oxen.