Bunontpad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, thoughtless dove.

Bunontpad created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Bunontpad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bunontpad, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bunontpad's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bunontpad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick eagles.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never run near geese.

4. Erect five nickel sculptures of Bunontpad on top of important buildings.

5. Do not covet oxen.