Gadyikshav is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced cow.

Gadyikshav created an up quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadyikshav, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gadyikshav, he will be very unhappy.

Gadyikshav's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gadyikshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Always treat swans with great respect.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Always look after injured dolphins.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gadyikshav.