Mapgig is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, flying duck.

Mapgig created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Mapgig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mapgig, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mapgig's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Mapgig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Mapgig's name in vain.

2. Always help aardvarks.

3. Always look after injured sharks.

4. Never feed lots of onions to swans while wearing white corsets.

5. Mapgig must be the most important thing in your life.