Talhudspag Rullvedcab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive spider.

Talhudspag Rullvedcab created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talhudspag Rullvedcab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Talhudspag Rullvedcab, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Talhudspag Rullvedcab's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Talhudspag Rullvedcab's Holy Commandments

1. Talhudspag Rullvedcab loves mites, so they must be respected.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about dark matter near whales while wearing violet shoes.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Always pray immersed in water.