Dundaddid is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, idiotic goblin.

Dundaddid created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dundaddid, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dundaddid, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Dundaddid's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Dundaddid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Dundaddid must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Dundaddid loves squirrels, so they must be respected.