Lenjigyik Matpoghigrap is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, dishonest elephant.

Lenjigyik Matpoghigrap created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenjigyik Matpoghigrap, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lenjigyik Matpoghigrap, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Lenjigyik Matpoghigrap's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Lenjigyik Matpoghigrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about dark matter near porpoises while wearing red kilts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your head.

5. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.