Xinboggup is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome grasshopper.

Xinboggup created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Xinboggup, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xinboggup, he will refuse to believe in you.

Xinboggup's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Xinboggup's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not hurt great tits.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.