Dobnabfed is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciless camel.

Dobnabfed created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobnabfed, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dobnabfed, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dobnabfed's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dobnabfed's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near nematodes while wearing red trousers and balancing three gold spheres on your chest.

3. Always obey Dobnabfed's priests.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Never write about gravity.