Cubgovdagdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, wise tortoise.

Cubgovdagdiss created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubgovdagdiss, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cubgovdagdiss, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cubgovdagdiss' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cubgovdagdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never sprint in the presence of voles.

5. Never wear gray dresses.