Bitvilbug is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise wasp.

Bitvilbug created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitvilbug, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bitvilbug, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Bitvilbug's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bitvilbug's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Bitvilbug must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.