Dogtimhap is a god.

She takes the form of a large, deceitful eagle.

Dogtimhap created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Dogtimhap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dogtimhap, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dogtimhap's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dogtimhap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six geese approach from the north.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not take Dogtimhap's name in vain.