Bastgatdav is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, narcissistic cat.

Bastgatdav created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastgatdav, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bastgatdav, he will turn you into a plant.

Bastgatdav's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bastgatdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.