Rakdinbom is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, vain finch.

Rakdinbom created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakdinbom, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rakdinbom, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Rakdinbom's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rakdinbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

4. Do not take Rakdinbom's name in vain.

5. Retreat if five squirrels approach from the east.