Jipdonquagjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a small, confident yak.

Jipdonquagjarn created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jipdonquagjarn, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jipdonquagjarn, she will be very sad.

Jipdonquagjarn's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Jipdonquagjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention squirrels.

2. Put Jipdonquagjarn first in all things.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never wear dresses.

5. Never jump in holy places.