Naklakdim is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, moody bee.

Naklakdim created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Naklakdim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Naklakdim, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Naklakdim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Naklakdim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

4. Never paint your feet orange.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.