Nabsabhim Basthotlag is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, annoying crab.

Nabsabhim Basthotlag created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabsabhim Basthotlag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nabsabhim Basthotlag, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nabsabhim Basthotlag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nabsabhim Basthotlag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never hurt goats.

3. Never chant in the presence of pigs.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.