Poncapmin is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, dishonourable mole.

Poncapmin created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Poncapmin, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Poncapmin, he will be mildly annoyed.

Poncapmin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Poncapmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Worship no other gods but Poncapmin.

3. Do not kill porpoises.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never look at asteroids.