Latcetcunfod is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unjust manatee.

Latcetcunfod created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latcetcunfod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Latcetcunfod, she will make you grow a tail.

Latcetcunfod's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Latcetcunfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.