Dissyoghennutt is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, merciful horse.

Dissyoghennutt created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissyoghennutt, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dissyoghennutt, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dissyoghennutt's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dissyoghennutt's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Never feed tomatoes to porpoises while wearing mauve trousers.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat bark.