Cetdossfat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous whale.

Cetdossfat created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetdossfat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cetdossfat, it will turn you into a sheep.

Cetdossfat's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Cetdossfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Always look after injured ants.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.