Flowkem is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured elephant.

Flowkem created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowkem, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flowkem, she will have a low opinion of you.

Flowkem's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Flowkem's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not kill otters.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Never feed parsnips to whales while wearing corsets.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flowkem.