Sisfundin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, vain manatee.

Sisfundin created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisfundin, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sisfundin, she will turn you into a plant.

Sisfundin's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Sisfundin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Feed all hungry otters.