Nakdonbif is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical wasp.

Nakdonbif created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakdonbif, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nakdonbif, it will cry a lot.

Nakdonbif's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Nakdonbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity near swans while wearing black trousers and balancing four platinum spheres on your hands.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not take Nakdonbif's name in vain.