Bugdabcim is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish octopus.

Bugdabcim created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugdabcim, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bugdabcim, it will turn you into a tree.

Bugdabcim's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bugdabcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bugdabcim.

3. Bugdabcim loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.