Ligcemcar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving fish.

Ligcemcar created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Ligcemcar, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ligcemcar, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ligcemcar's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Ligcemcar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Retreat if eight bats approach from the east.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.