Fedmidmighit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage goose.

Fedmidmighit created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fedmidmighit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fedmidmighit, he will jump up and down on your head.

Fedmidmighit's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fedmidmighit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

2. You must pray to Fedmidmighit six times a day.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.