Kontabsis is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, awesome wyvern.

Kontabsis created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kontabsis, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kontabsis, she will turn you into a hamster.

Kontabsis' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Kontabsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about cats.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.