Yattgonhig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, calm jackal.

Yattgonhig created the cosmos eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattgonhig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yattgonhig, it will turn you into a dog.

Yattgonhig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Yattgonhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Yattgonhig loves horses, so they must be respected.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about spacetime.