Wandidvab is a god.
She takes the form of a fat, awesome
guinea pig.
Wandidvab created bats eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wandidvab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Wandidvab, she will turn you into a dog.
Wandidvab's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Wandidvab's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about enzymes.
2. Do not wear violet clothing.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Never eat peanuts.
5. Always wear magenta.