Sintimlop is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, self-assured hydra.

Sintimlop created humanity five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sintimlop, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sintimlop, he will turn you into a rock.

Sintimlop's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Sintimlop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

2. Always treat otters with great respect.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Do not covet oxen.