Fotbedkop is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, selfish naga.

Fotbedkop created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Fotbedkop, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fotbedkop, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fotbedkop's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Fotbedkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed pineapples to great tits while wearing magenta skirts.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Fotbedkop in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near sheep while wearing indigo tights.

5. Never look at comets.