Lidpadfudciss is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, awe-inspiring alligator.

Lidpadfudciss created time and space six million years ago.

If you believe in Lidpadfudciss, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Lidpadfudciss, she will manifest in front of you.

Lidpadfudciss' most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Lidpadfudciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never paint your arms red.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. You must love Lidpadfudciss.