Zedfebsin is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, two-faced goat.

Zedfebsin created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedfebsin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zedfebsin, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Zedfebsin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Zedfebsin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about spacetime.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect four carbon sculptures of Zedfebsin on top of important buildings.